Fantastic Wife SMS Text Messages for Fun
{YBA} We was searching urdu sms message about wife for laughing, now we are successful in this collection of wife humorous text sms. if you have any messages of wife husband for smile send us please.
Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3 din me 50 hazar do nhi to tmhari b.v ko aghwa kr len gay.
Admi. Me tmhara motalba to pora nhi kr sakta lekin tm apna vaada pora krna.
1. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED.
2. B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy
“B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy” 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha
Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye
“Kia Matlab” Admi ne Pocha
Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye.
3. Two Married Men Talking
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
4. Munna Itni Dair se ro Raha Hai
Bivi shohar se”munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi, shohar bhi ghusay se.tum to aisy keh rahi ho jaisay mein easy apna barati bana kar laya tha.
5. Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen
Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me
Husband: Whom Shud I Cal
Now Police Or Ambulance..
6. Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay
Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha,
Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia,
His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay,
Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro.
Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m.
7. Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,
Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar,
Maar khane main bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai.
8. Mein jab Gaana Gaati hoon
Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon
toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho?
Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe
ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon
9. Man On His Death Bed Confesses
Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work.
10. HUSBANDS SMS – Husband Wife sms Message
Long ago
Men who sacrificed
their Love & youth
their parents
their identity
their laughter n happiness
were called SAINTS
But. . . .
Now they r called HUSBANDS
