Exam SMS Collection in Urdu and English
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1. Hence Proved
Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.
2. Kehdo Un Pahrny walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy.
3. Supply SUPPLY
Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
wo exam may first ayee hai ,
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
tabhi to supply aii hai.
4. Humari Mohabat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzan
Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,
Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana.
5. To Improve Exam System
To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written.
6. First Line To Write In Exams
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental.
7. Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna.
8. Problems of Exams
Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs
Cycle
Macmillan
Telephone
Graham Bell
Telescope
Galileo
Exams
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge.
9. Stil Good Luck
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?
Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym’s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck.
10. Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year.
