Best Urdu SMS for Fun and Happiness
{YBA} There is some roman urdu sms for fun in rotten of life, You will enjoy by this. Naughty guys says Urdu Funny sms, kehtain hain ke ISHQ main neend urjati hai, koi ham say bhee ishq karay, kambakhat nind bohot aati hai.
1. Pathan Ka Friend
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,
My wife ran wid my Best Friend &
I can’t live widout my friend .
2. sms Roz Nahata Hay
Reh reh kar mujh ko ek he khayal ata hay
Woh kambukht Nna janay kon say sabun say nahata hay .
3. Power of Love sms
Remember me every day, every moment warna,
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
Ek ek kar ke saare Daant Tord Diye Jaein Gay…..
heheheheh.
4. I can’t Alive
Life without you is impossible,
You are and my breath and blood,
I can’t spend a sec without you, for you left me I’ll die,
Ooye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen. hahahaha.
5. Bhekari SMS
REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST Two HOURS EVERYDAY
AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE &
YOU WILL Be A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS,
“Allah k naam pay day day baba”.
6. Jangli Bacha sms
Aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,
Chal MOR jaisi,
Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,
Acha hota agar Koi 1Eik Aadat Bhe Insanon Wali Hoti.
7. Lover‘s Life sms
Maine Lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi,
Phir Maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi,
Uske baad maine Tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.
8. No #1 Phool SMS
Rose, Lotus, Tulips, Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but
They have no comparison with you bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.
9. Mehboba Ka Bhai SMS
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai,
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.
10. Drunk Sardar Tunn
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor.
People gather around & ask:
Sardar ji ki hoya?
He said pata nahin main ve hune aya haan.
11. Sms Piyara sa Dost
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
Tou kya hua,
Mujhe bhe garoor hai,
Qun k mera Dost Langoor hai.
12. Dushman Khatam Karo
Sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aaoosab milke kasam khaye,
Is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
Ek botal tum khatam karo,
Ek botal hum khatam karen gay.
