Happy Marriage Quotes and Sayings by Famous People

{YBA} Most searches are quotes of marriage and marriage quotations, so in this post selection of best quotations on marriages. “A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. W. Somerset Maugham.”

Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Paul Sweeney
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Grace Hansen
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

Raymond Hull
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Sydney J. Harris
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

Isadora Duncan
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

H. L. Mencken
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Marilyn Monroe
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.