Funny Friendship Quotes – Comedy Quotations on Friendship
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One another Greatman says, We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop which makes it run over, so in a series of kindnesses there is at last one which makes the heart run over. (Samuel Johnson)
Funniest Friends Quotes for Fun
1. Thomas Jones quotes
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
2. Spike Milligan quotes
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
3. Warren G. Harding quotes
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
4. P. D. James quotes
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
5. Oscar Wilde quotes
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
6. Benjamin Franklin quotes
A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
7. Gilbert K. Chesterton quotes
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
8. Samuel Butler
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
9. James F. Byrnes 1879-1972, American Judge, Secretary of State
Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life.
10. Lord Byron 1788-1824, British Poet
A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends.
11. Lord Byron
I have always laid it down as a maxim and found it justified by experience that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex, but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.
12. Lord Byron
I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one’s partners in the waltz of this world –not much remembered when the ball is over.
13. Sir Richard Burton 1821-1890, Explorer, Born in Torquay
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.
14. Samuel Butler 1612-1680, British Poet, Satirist
A man’s friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage — but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
15. Arthur Brisbane quotes
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
