School Kids Jokes and Intelligent Pupil

{YBA} Nice collection of school pupil jokes and teacher jokes, mostly kids like a student jokes and fun to making  smile.

1. Opposite Answer

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Student: Because it can’t sit down.

2. Liberty Bell

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn’t you say there was a quack in it.

3. Ideal Homework Excuse

Teacher asking to Student
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.

4. A math joke

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That’s not fair,
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one.

5. Wrong Question
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 00.

6. Little Ans…

What is a forum?
Two-um plus two-um.

7. Inform Snow Falling
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what’s so great about that?
It’s snowing outside.

8. Clinical Answer

Teacher asking to Student,
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests.

9. Homework

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it .

10. Columbus Ship

How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut.

11. Asking Question

Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.

12. A Math Joke

Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math.