Pathan Funny Jokes in Urdu
{YBA} We are writing a few jokes on pathans, these are just for funn not hurting any person. Asian Khan Pathan mostly are very intelligent and brave, i prove this:
1. Punjabi Pathan sy
Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar,
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy,
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho, Zaroor zaroor, Hun innay vi kafir nai.
2. Pathan Cooking Jokes
Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst mazedar Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hay?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.
3. Chalak Businessman Pathan
Ek Phatan bank lootny gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.
Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.
Kyon?
Qun k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha,
Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do.
4. Khan ny Bulb Kharida Joke
Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.
5. Jannati Dozakhi Pathan Jokes
A boy 2 pathan:
Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum (dozakh) mein Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.
6. Sardar and Pathan Dost
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, ek Shehar say dosray shehar tak bhagna hy,
Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom,
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara… Bohaaaaat Bohaaaaaat shukria.
7. Bujhi Hoi Cigrate
1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate pe rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha?
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
8. Pathan Kiya Faida
Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.
9. Masoom Pathan Jokes
Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul Qun nhi,
Pathan: Phir theek hy,
Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy.
10. Pathan Interview Joke
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya,
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya,
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network?
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Pathan: Al-Quaida.
For Those Who Say Pathans are Fools
1. A fool Can’t make an ATOMIS BOMB—– Dr QADEER KHAN DID IT.
2. A fool Can’t be a LEADING CAPTIN WHO WIN WORLD CUP 1992, IMRAN KHAN DID IT.
3. A fool Can’t be a LEADING CAPTIN WHO WIN T20 WORLD CUP, YONIS KHAN DID IT.
4. A fool Can’t FLY A JET, SABA KHAN DID IT, FIRST FEMALE PILOT IN PAK AIR FORCE.
5. A fool Can’t be a SQUASH CHAMPION, JAHANGIR KHAN DID IT.
6. A fool Can’t WIN NISHAN-E-HAIDER, COL. SHER KHAN SHAHEED DID IT.
7. Famous Film Stars SHAH-RUKH KHAN, SALMAN KHAN, AAMIR KHAN.
Do you still believe they are fools??? Proud to be realities, GEO PATHAN.
