Jokes on Shaikh and Other Kanjoos
{YBA} We have lot of jokes of kanjos shaikh and sardars, Just read and share to other fellows and friends dost cousins for smile. All collection of shaikh jokes is nice and funny for all ages group.
1. Darpook Shohar Husband
A lion held a huge party at his place, He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.
The mouse said Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha.
2. Sheikh Kanjous Jokes
Ik sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
3. Shaikh Bigli Bachao
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain, Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?
4. Aqal-mand Bachay
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf kaisi machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
5. Kifayat Shuar Jokes
Aik Kanjos Aadmi marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.
6. Chalak Shaikh Jokes
Taxi Wala- Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Do gay?
Sheikh- Oyye Phai sab,
Koi Gal ee Nhi,
Mein vee Apna Batva (volet) ghar Bhool Gaya Huon.
7. Mehnat ka Natija
Memom Boss 2 worker, Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.
8. Aata Mehnga Hogiya
1 Shaikh 4th floor sy Gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola
Meri Roti Nahi Pakana.
9. Samajh-dar Shaikh
Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya.
10. Karobari Shaikh Jokes
Taxi driver to Sheikh passenger,
Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain,
kia karon?
Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah reham ty karam kar,
or kaha, Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar.
11. Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki.
12. Shailh Larka Larki in Love
A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl
1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k baad be na aaya,
Ahaikh larki ny mobile pr fone kar k pochaa to
Shaikh bacha bola main wo sika doond raha hoon
Shaikhni boli wo to main ny dhaga baandh ke pheenka tha.
