Jokes in English Funny and Hilarious
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1. A Very beautiful girl college student.
Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
2. Cute proposal for Love at First Sight
Cutest Proposal,
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Believe In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
3. Sweet Girlfriend had Habit
My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails.
She started doing YOGA to treat the problem.
Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
“No,” she replied with a funny sweet smile,
“but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
4. Job application filling up Jokes
Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: YES
5. Married Divorce Jokes
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
5. Women so Beautiful Jokes
Santa asks Priest: Why did God make women so beautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.
Santa thinks for a short time…
Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?
Priest: So that they will love you.
6. Indian Cricket Team Style
Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?Kid: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?
Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody.
7. Best and Perfect son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
8. Wrong Question joke
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
9. Girls 1st Day at School joke
Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
10. Hello Taxi Jokes
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
11. Teenage Girl Jokes
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
Wrong number,” replied the girl.
12. A boy and Girl Jokes
Boy friend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend:
It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
