Husband and Wife Jokes – Short and Hilarious Collection
{YBA} Husband and Wife – the most loving and beautiful relation. Both of them share the long and short events of life together. They live for each other and die for each other. I respect this cool relation.
Despite of very serious aspect of relation – fun is always there. As every relation without fun is not complete. There are lot of funny husband and wife jokes available on the internet and covered in the books. I am going to present some short jokes of husband and wife in english. I hope you will like it,
1. Funny Joke about Marriage
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
2. Married to Wrong Man
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
3. Light Joke about Love
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
4. Beautiful Husband Joke
A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
5. Short Engagement Joke
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
6. Best Husband Wife Joke
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
7. Husband Cheating
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
8. Funny Husband Joke
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
9. Humorous Marriage Joke
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
10. Beautiful Short Joke about Wife
First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
Just enjoy – at the end i will quote again, Husband and Wife is the most glowing and best relation. Just make it more strong with these short, clean and best jokes by spreading smiles on the faces of each other. But don’t forget to share more jokes in the form of comments.
