Funny Cell Phone Jokes and Forwards
{YBA} A lot of collection of funny cell phone jokes and stories, from all we selected a best jokes on cell phone. Every person who have cell phone, would send a jokes of many types but mostly jokes of cell phone and mobiles, must be share to others.
1. Tech Support about Cell Phone Jokes
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller
demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from Bubba, who repeatedly complained that he keeps
being paged by Lucille.
He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back, he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.
She leaves her name, was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on.
How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.
“L-O-W C-E-L-L”
Another technical problem solved.
2. Addicted to Your Cell Phone?
Addicted to Your Cell Phone? Tangled in a web of wireless? Maybe you should ask yourself these questions.
1. Do parts of your body tingle when you get free cell phone minutes?
2. Does raising your children interfere with programming your speed dial?
3. Do you have long-distance conversations while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom?
4. Does the term fashion statement mean to you matching your outfit with your cell phone carrying case?
5. When getting into a car accident, is your first response Can you hold on a moment, I’m hemorrhaging?
6. Does the sound of static trigger dark memories of ill-fated connections?
7. Do you use the menu light as your night light?
8. Does it take you an hour on a regular phone to get the same feeling of a five-minute cellular call?
9. When receiving a phone call, do you ever ask the film projectionist to lower the volume of the movie?
3. Wrong Number Jokes for Cell Phones
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
Hello?
Honey, It’s me.
Sugar,
Are you at the club?
“Yes.”
Great! I’m at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?.
What’s the price?.
Only $1,500.
Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.
Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.
What price did he quote you?.
Only $60,000!”
Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.
Great! Before we hang up, something else.
“What?”
It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.
How much are they asking?.
Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover,
Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK?.
Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I’ll see you later, I love you.
“Bye.”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and asks aloud, Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?.
