Fantastic Jokes about Baseball for Laughing

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1. Is There Baseball In Heaven?

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.

The dying man said, We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you. And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.

What’s the bad news?

You’re pitching on Wednesday.

2. If I Could Hit the Ball that Way

Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice. Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could hit the ball that way, I’d take off my toeplate and retire from pitching, Gibson said.

Flood smiled.

In fact, roomie,’ Gibson continued, If I hit the way you do, I think I’d also retire from baseball.

3. Scottish Immigrant Attends his First Baseball Game

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run, run, The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run, r-run will ya!” A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams “R-r-run, r-r-run will ya!” The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling R-r-run, r-r-run!” All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls.

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride.

4. Future Baseball Star

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, “I’m the greatest hitter in the world,” he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

“Strike One!” he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again,

I’m the greatest hitter in the world,

He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed.

Strike Two, he cried.

The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully.

He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more,

I’m the greatest hitter in the world,

Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

Strike Three,

Wow, he exclaimed. “I’m the greatest pitcher in the world.

5. New England Temperature Conversion Chart

60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40° F:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine’s Moose head Lake’s water gets thicker.

20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can’t start their kahs.

460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, “cold ’nuff for ya?”!

500° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.