Very Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Here is selected jokes on knock knock or knock knock jokes for kids children and all. You can share to all your friends and fellows, Enjoy your time better.

1. Ice Cream Knock Knocks

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie

2. Knock Knock – Yo moma

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the door.

3. Knock Knock – Disney

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disney.
Disney who?
I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney.

4. Knock Knock – Saturn

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Saturn !
Saturn who ?
Saturnday Night Fever

5. Knock Knock – Thumb

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Thumb !
Thumb who ?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold

6. Knock, Knock – Tennis

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

7. Knock Knock – A Little Girl

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell.

8. Knock Knock – Moo

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?.

9. Knock Knock – Jupiter

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter hurry, or you’ll miss the bus !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter fly in my soup.

10. Knock Knock – Cigarette

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don’t weaken.