Funny Quotes about Life and Happy Living Style

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1. Michel de Montaigne
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

2. Anonymous
Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
3. Jacob Braude
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn’t know it.

4. Anonymous
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that’s not just my opinion – it’s hers.

5. Steven Pearl
I can’t believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm, you were the quickest.

6. Walter Mattbau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

7. Bob Rubin
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.

8. Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars – green and wrinkled.

9. Anonymous
I’m a one-drink woman, two at the most, three I’m under the table, four I’m under the host.

10. Gabe Kaplan
I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.