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2. Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry

Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.

3. Ek Accha Mirror Leke Aao

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

4. Agr Aap ne Meri Pay na Barhai to?

Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?
Boss(wid rude):to

Employe:to
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To
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Phir ma

5. Why did You Leave Your Last Job?

Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me.

6. Kanjoos Boss 2 worker

Kanjus Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.

7. Aaj ap Daftar se Jaldi Kese aa Gae?

Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.

8. Arguing with Boss is Jst like

Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud. After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it.

9. Prayer Of An Employee

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

10. Definition of a Modern Employer?

What is the definition of a Modern Employer?

Modern employer
is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience.